Sister: I didn’t think the Titanic was real for a long time. I thought it was just a scary story mom would tell us.
Me: I haven’t been on a cruise because of it.
Sister: Neither have I.
Me: But I have been on a faerie. (Silent pause)
Me: Tinkerbell was great.
Mom & brother : (jaws drop)
Mom: You’re nasty. (Laughs and turns away.)